What Bothers Me

It has bothered me for some time that the same people who insist that everything in the Bible should be interpreted literally have this penchant for insisting that Jesus turned the water into non-alcoholic grape juice at the wedding in Cana.  Excuse me?  The Book says WINE.  If you are going to tell me that God created the universe in six 24-hour days, then at least avoid the hypocrisy of changing the definition of "wine" to suit your personal preferences.